Battleship. In your terminal. Over SSH. No reason — just fun.
$ssh torpido.dev

No install. No signup. No mouse. Just you, a fleet, and questionable tactics.

torpido — ssh torpido.dev
🚢 TORPIDO· vs Sea WolfYOUR TURN
YOUR WATERS
ENEMY WATERS
BATTLE LOG

↑ live game, running right here in your browser.

WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR

▸play a botthree of them on call, day and night — the Sea Wolf does not miss
▸1v1 a friendspin up a room, text them a 4-letter code, ruin their afternoon
▸climb the boardwins stick to your ssh key — become a legend, or a warning to others
▸it's all textrolling waves, exploding hits, a live battle log — no pixels harmed

A tiny for-the-fun-of-it project: real multiplayer battleship that lives entirely inside an SSH session. Connect from anywhere, no account, no download — close the terminal and it's gone like it never happened.